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Design & Programming : Jon Topielski (twitter)

Music & SFX : Mafgar (twitter)

Art : Thoof (twitter)

Special Guest (Audio) : Joseph Bourgeois (twitter)

Updated 15 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux, HTML5
Rating
(61)
AuthorsJon Topielski, mafgar, Thoof
GenreSimulation
Made withGodot
Tags2D, Comedy, Pixel Art, Short, Singleplayer
Average sessionA few minutes
InputsMouse

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WindowsThisCallMayBeRecorded.zip 19 MB
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MacThisCallMayBeRecorded.dmg 23 MB
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LinuxThisCallMayBeRecorded.zip 21 MB

Comments

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haha, nice game!

This was really fun! The idea is pretty original and I enjoyed the style and aesthetic of the game. I recorded my playthrough in case you're interested to see it (I did pretty bad on some of the click levels, embarrassingly enough). Keep up the great work!

A really nice game! short and fun!

A new update just released on June 18 which added keyboard support! Woohoo! I want more levels though :(

We need more levels!

Nice game but it's almost impossible to play it with the mouse. It would be really nice if you added keyboard controls :D

I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH!! HAHAHAHA

The last level is so sweet haha.

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good style. inspired by earthbound and undertale but please add keyboard support! The mouse is not accurate enough to press the attack button! Please!

also add more levels

This is a great little game with good dialog but would have been more intuitive with keyboard control :)

Really cool little game. I would add keyboard controls :-)

cool music, cool art, cool game design. you should put this on newgrounds!

loved it! awesome aesthetic and gameplay!

Loved this!

fun little game but kinda short

Love the design and sardonic vibes.

okay so played the game and i really like it ^^

love it

aslo love the windows 95/98 vibe

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for me it just says: "Unable to get property 'getParameter' of undefined or null reference"

Are you using Edge or Safari browser? It might not be playable in those browsers. The download should work though.

oh thanks. Yea edge is allways broken. im going to download the game :D

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It was a fun little experience. Very enjoyable!

Loved it, especially the music!

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Great fun, in a soul crushing sympathetic way. The challenge of using your mouse was unexpected, but fun to try and overcome!

5 out of 5!

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Very cute little game. It may just be my monitor, but it felt quite delayed trying to time the slider part, and trying to click on the buttons to defend felt awkward. I would have liked to just use arrow keys or wasd. I loved the art, music, Earthbound-style, and concept though. Very cute and original game

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Great game concept! I really enjoyed the Earthbound/Undertale vibes it gave me. With Undertale in mind, if you continue working on this game, I would love to see different endings (neutral, pacifist, and genocide) where if you didn't go neutral would lead to more of a certain type of contacts than others. Otherwise, it was a short and sweet game!

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i had so much fun with this.

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Really enjoyed watching! Seeing you learning to nail the timings was satisfying. Thanks for playing and I'm glad you had fun.

Thank you for making it, I look forward to seeing your futre projects. Thank you for enjoying my video :)

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Aww the grandma is so cute XD though her last part kinda scared me.. Good job! keep making games!

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I really wish there was a sans like battle with the grandma, that would be epic.

Computer simulator? system WindowsXP

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This is a great game! It was fun, put together very well, 5 out of 5!

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I loved the game! At first it made me mad cause I sucked at it but then I kept going and It was really fun! I also made a video and I hope to see more games from you guys!

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Such perseverance! I was rooting for you the whole time and I'm glad you ended up at the finish line. Thanks for playing, I really enjoyed watching!

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So much fun! Loved the music too!

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Dang you were good at this game! I'm impressed. The edits were on point and I'm glad you highlighted the subtle downward spiral of the protagonist.

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luv it especially the call with the dog😂

love the ending too it was hilarious but i'm wondering what happens if you beat the old lady 🤔

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This is a ton of fun! i love the game! its really intresting!

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Had tons of fun playing this game!

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Thanks for playing! I enjoyed how invested you got in the character. It really helped sell the story and the setting. Also the video thumbnail is fantastic!

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This video is not public yet on Youtube but I plan to post in the morning. Anyways, I like the whole aesthetic and the humor in the game. I really had fun playing it.

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Hey thanks for playing! I like how you explained why you chose to play in the beginning. Your impressions were hilarious, especially the grandma (attempt) and the dog.

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Thanks lmao. I'm sorry if I butchered your name btw (along with the other creators) !

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This is super great. The wavey backgrounds added to psychedelic-matrix-90s atmosphere.

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Really fun to play and was an overall great experience! Loved the humor and aesthetic.